Felicia Day did a show on Geek and Sundry recently where she did very silly things. And at the end of each very silly thing vlog, she’d answer a “Question of Note” from a fan.
I love those questions, and I’ve decided to answer some of them. Just cos I can. Here’s the first set:
If the world were to come to an end tomorrow, what would you do today?
Call all my family and friends, then go find an ex to die having sex with.
If a mad scientist were to transplant your head, attaching it to another living thing, what would you want it to be and why?
A giant bear, so I could go on a rampage and shred people who’ve upset me.
If you were given a magical wand that only lasted for an hour, what kind of magic would you do with it?
Practical jokes, probably. With a dash of good deeds.
If you could be invisible for 24 hours, what would you do?
Go hang out in the changing rooms somewhere. Then loiter around people to find out what they really think of me.
If half a chicken laid half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?
Seventeen roundabouts filled with purple spotty jello.
What impact do you want to leave on the world?
I’d quite like people to laugh when they of me. But then, most do that anyway.